Put your BURBERRY patterns and ED HARDY designs BACK in the closet with other fash-eletons!...

These two...'things'...mentioned above had their 'day'. But unfortunately for most of you, this day was about 6-8 yrs ago (Burberry pattern) and 4-5 yrs ago (Ed Hardy). We all have skeletons in our closets, but no two things deserve the skeleton pit spot in your closet as these two catastrophic disasters. It's OVER guys, I understand if you want to keep it in the closet for a rainy day, but let these little pests go no further than the front door of your home (Bedroom if people are visiting).

Heres a recap of what most of us once loved...Let's call this a going away party, you know that one where your friend says shes going traveling in Asia and the only thing that returns is a Christmas card, clad with her new husband and six kids! (On another note I do hope Burberry and Ed Hardy can't write postcards, because the mailman seeing these patterns would be a neighborhood suicide)

Shocking...Toodles!

Are you a bad Father wearing Ed Hardy?

Or are you just naturally an idiot who just so happens to LOVE Ed Hardy?

Ok, it's over now. Do the right thing and R.I.P any items you have into the 'time out' corner in your closet. And yes, Burberry Prorsum is excluded from this harem. (As long as no cheesy pattern)