Barbie gets new Louboutin collections too......

As the proud owner of all three Christian Louboutin Barbies, it is only right I treat my Louboutin ladies to nine new pairs of the infamous red heels! The dolls can be purchased all over the net, Net A Porter being one of the more reputable sites, even Toys'r'us sells her! Here is some fabulous pictures with the man himself, and his latest muse:

The new nine pairs for the blonde icon...I spot a pigalle...a Straratata...

Jealous. He even waits on her.

Making Make-up FUN with Tarantino and Tokidoki!

If your anything like me, you love your brands, your higher end make-up...And although I love YSL's gold make-up packaging in which they have stuck to since I was just a likkle girl. I have always been attracted to Brands like Smuckers, delivering fun lip balms in flavors of sodas and candy! I'm serious about quality, but I'm a fiend for fun packaging and out of the box ideas. So it's only right I speak about two of my favorite make-up brands right now, and of course they come from none other than two of my fave, kitsch brands; Tarina Tarantino and cutester company Tokidoki.

Tokidokis make-up is based on their characters, which you can get to know here. The lip glosses taste and smell delicious, the eyshadow pigments are pretty good and the 'Perfetto' eyeliner 'pens' have some way out colors. And of course the packaging is eye-catching, well thought and looks way cooler than the girl applying her MAC make-up next you!

My most recent purchase was these adorable eye brushes, with the tops adorned of the oh-so-cute characters heads!

Then this MIGHTY soft Kabuki brush, when I say soft, I mean it. The blusher/bronzer gently strokes on your cheeks, applying perfectly.

And the 'Perfetto' eyeliners... I also reccomend the Lip stains!

Now, as for Tarantinos make-up, I mainly reccomend the eyeshadows and cute lip glosses (Mainly I bought them due to the packaging). the pigments of the eyeshadows are being raved about, and the face powder isn't so bad either, come in pink compacts with little crystals aligned around the base.

My favorite design...'Bibarucci' in yellow, love the Scarab beetle!

And the great eyeshadows...

You can order online or buy at Sephora.com!

BAMBI WEARS CHANEL! KARL PLAYS FAIRY GODMOTHER! MUST READ!

So I love this brand Ca$hmere...And I ain't talking about the material...You can feel like your in Los Angeles even when your not, in this 'too cool for school' clothing brand. Primarily the pieces I heart, are influenced by 'Tha man' Karl Lagerfeld, check out this tote...

Which can be purchased from The Kitson/L.A website here.

And this adorable Karl Lagerfeld one shoulder tee, and of course, he is playing the fairy Godmother!

And this brands even got Bambi kitted out! Yes, that is the undeniably cute Disney character Bambi, in CHANEL TWEED! 

The two above can be purchased at Doll Boutique, UK. Doll Boutique also needs a mention, they are bringing all the hot L.A crushes to the UK...A site that you should definitely be 'bookmarking'.  

Catherine Michiels cutie bracelets: If you don't know, now you know...

Love bracelets? lining up your wrist like a line for Sprinkles cupcakes, on Santa Monica Blvd? Well these are for you! Embarassed to say I only recently discovered this gem of a designer. I love anything miniature, and when made using precious stones and metals. Its a double whammy! And the contrast of the fine materials, stones and metals against the plethora of multi-color silk ribbons, in which the charms dangle from, is something that made me whip that card out!

I first saw them at Ylang23 in Dallas, Texas. And luckily for all you lazy fashionistas, Ylang23 has the whole collection on their website. Starting at $150 and up, but obviously one of these bracelets would get rather lonely by itself, so I suggest buying at least three, and maybe throwing in some Sydney Evan bracelets (Also sold on Ylang23) and your Grand Mothers vintage Rolex for good measure! My favorites from the line are:

Marcellito, Le Monkey de l'Amour. 

Mudra, Sacred gesture of the hand in Sanskrit. The Buddhist symbol Vitarka-Mudra is a gesture of teaching and meditation.

Le petit Bob, I can never resist a skull! Whether it be Thomas Wylde or Mcqueen. And the sapphire eyes kind of sold it too...

Le Petit Marcel

Maximilien

And lastly Robo Bro, however I could continue. But by this point I guess it is safe to say I'm in love with the whole collection!

Oh, and don't worry Catherine calls her line 'spiritual'. So spending jubious amounts on these bracelets is all in the name of spiritual enlightenment. ;-)

LaLa Vasquez's pink Range Rover Sport for sale on EBAY!

Unlike most women, pink isn't my favorite color. However I had to blog about MTV VJ's LaLa Vasquezs Range Sport, fully loaded, pimped by  Capone Kustomz of Denver, Colorado. Even haute car jeweler Strut made their mark on this exclusive car, LaLa even has the paint job named after herself; 'LaLa pink'!

                                       

The aution just started on eBay, starting at USD $30,000. As a fellow eBay junkie, I am sure 9 days longer is more than enough to get the price bumped up to a more realistic price for this unusual beauty.

Click here to see the owner of Capone Kustomz showcase the Range. And as they say, Happy bidding!

Put your BURBERRY patterns and ED HARDY designs BACK in the closet with other fash-eletons!...

These two...'things'...mentioned above had their 'day'. But unfortunately for most of you, this day was about 6-8 yrs ago (Burberry pattern) and 4-5 yrs ago (Ed Hardy). We all have skeletons in our closets, but no two things deserve the skeleton pit spot in your closet as these two catastrophic disasters. It's OVER guys, I understand if you want to keep it in the closet for a rainy day, but let these little pests go no further than the front door of your home (Bedroom if people are visiting).

Heres a recap of what most of us once loved...Let's call this a going away party, you know that one where your friend says shes going traveling in Asia and the only thing that returns is a Christmas card, clad with her new husband and six kids! (On another note I do hope Burberry and Ed Hardy can't write postcards, because the mailman seeing these patterns would be a neighborhood suicide)

Shocking...Toodles!

Are you a bad Father wearing Ed Hardy?

Or are you just naturally an idiot who just so happens to LOVE Ed Hardy?

Ok, it's over now. Do the right thing and R.I.P any items you have into the 'time out' corner in your closet. And yes, Burberry Prorsum is excluded from this harem. (As long as no cheesy pattern)

We love you Judith Leiber, but Sylvias clutchs get the 'cool' brownie points...

As if covering bags in swarovski crystals isn't enough for us ladies, a lovely French native named Sylvia Toledano has a stunning collection, but more so the reason why Im featuring her is her ultra cool, modern designs... Now you not be a smoker of a certain illegal substance, but you have to admit this bag is a high rating on the cool thermometer! Wearing it can give you that daredevil, rule breaking persona you always wanted...Almost like when you was 14 and lived vicariously through that bad-ass girl at school...

Here are some other beauties from this French export.

Click here to find a store near you...before the FBI catch onto my blog...Just kidding...

Chanel take out anyone?

Ninhao! Over the last few seasons from Chanel, we have seen them fashionably exploit different cities such as Miami and Moscow. This season the famous fashion house have given the collection an Asian flare, paying homage to the fast pace Chinese city; Shanghai. From a Chinese doll handbag to this Chinese take out box handbag, Chanel once again is sure to make many heads turn, and a few filing for bankruptcy!

Her name is Amber...Amber Louboutin

When you say Amber, I think of that translucent mineral that many moons ago captured the 

screaming bodies of tiny insects and sealed them in so tight, they were set in stone. However 

Mr. Louboutin has taken a completely different approach to this name, he has created a leggy, 

Swarovski encrusted jewel to say the least. All hail (Literally, to her 6 inches of glory)

....Amber!

In her being six inches tall, she is most definitely one of the designers highest models for the

Fall/Winter 2010 season. Whoever wears them should wear them well, I totally see that

long haired dame prancing through a Las Vegas casino in these beautifuls beasts, or that 

waifer thin model kicking them back, to catch the gleam bouncing off of Roberto Cavallis 

chandeliers, in his uber chic dine and drinks club in Dubai, UAE. Endless possibilities Ladies.

The color is a purplish pink, think the pink that took the wrong turn, yet turned out oh so sensual

and graceful. Contrasted with the lame gold, its a high-paid hookers dream. And swallow that bite,

because the largest one to swallow is the Swarovski (Of course) crystal rhinestone detailing on the

back. And these aren't just any rhinestones, these are the tone changing 'Volcano' stones, (above) that

literally reflect different colors in different light! And if thast wasn't an explosion enough for you,

keep reading my blog...

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